• He who devotes sixteen hours a day to...
  • Think what a better world it would be if...
  • The future belongs to those that...
  • ...you're going to get burned.
  • I'd marry again if...
  • I must have a prodigious...
  • When a man tells you...
  • Comedy is simply a funny way of...
  • Nothing says lovin'...
  • If there are no stupid questions, then...
  • I know nothing of sex...
  • The optimist sees the glass as half...
  • He who tries to outsmart his neighbour...
  • The truth will set...
  • If you're not a part of the solution...
  • Never criticize a man until...
  • If wishes were...
  • Still waters run deep...
  • ...I'll scratch yours.
  • A man, a plan...
  • ...is half the fun.
  • You can't be truly rude...
  • A raise is like a Martini...
  • No news is...
  • Sticks and stones...
  • A miss is as good...
  • Life is like...
  • What happens in Vegas...
  • He who runs away...
  • ...stranger than fiction.
  • Give a man a fish...
  • ...it's later than you think.
  • Look before you...
  • ...there's no turning back.
  • Idle hands...
  • Once bitten...
  • Eighty percent of success. . .
  • The reports of my death...
  • There are no small parts...
  • If you sup with the devil...
  • If you don't know where you are going...
  • ...but liquor is quicker.
  • ...lesson in humility.
  • The fool doth think he is wise...
  • ...will get you nowhere.