(Updated 24 May 10)

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The URL:

Disguised Vibes at Holistic Wisdom

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"Hey Steve, how come your bowling trophy has a place to put in batteries?" (Truckerex@comcast.net)

Huh? Whaaa? Contest? Sorry, I got sidetracked. (AntKitty@antics.org)

Hole-istic??? Holy Cow! (luganrn77@yahoo.com) This entry brings a whole other meaning to the "Where's the beef?" slogan. ("Heh heh heh...you said "entry." - Geez I still miss those guys.)

Honest Doc, I accidentally sat on the rubber duck I didn't stick it in my bum on purpose. Just remove it please. Wait the batteries still have a little life,oh OK it's dead now remove it. (dorr221@comcast.net)

What's the use in cleaning something that's dirty when it's just going to be dirty again five minutes later? (retrometro@rogers.com) You've got a point. No, seriously...you do. Look.

I'm disappointed they've discontinued their blender attachment. (seeker@vcoms.net)

Got it, Need it, Got it, Got it, Need it. (DOrr221@comcast.net)

It must be good, my network admin blocked it as "sex education". (DLiver420@gmail.com)

"Hey Debbie, how come your oddly shaped table lamp smells like vagina?" (Truckerex@comcast.net) Uh...just lucky, I guess?

They make fine gifts for any shower....Well, okay, not a baby shower, but... (retrometro@rogers.com)

The title should read "Disguised Vibes at Holisticky Wisdom". (tomcnagy@verizon.net)

If you're looking for the vintage Fender electric guitar VibroVerb amplifier, you've come to the wrong web site. (retrometro@rogers.com) "Fender" - "rear-ender"...logical mistake.

This site has been around since the Beach Boys recorded "Good Vibrations!" (tomcnagy@verizon.net)

I already have a discreet vibrator. His name is Hans. Hardly ever says a word. (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com) Dumbass...you spelled "Hands" wrong.

I bet their Penguin Vibrator has more than just Happy Feet! (retrometro@rogers.com)

I would crack a joke about a clever punning linguistic...but I won't...

"This hole idea, sorta' rubs me the wrong way." (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

How it works:

We give you the URL of an actual website that is out there in wwwland...you comment ONLY on the page we give you. You can comment on the layout, the photos, the content, what they should have done, what they should have done differently...anything as long as it's on THAT URL's page. Feel free to peruse the website...but only make your comments on the URL page we give you...and try to make them funny! If the page gets updated by the time we choose the winners...well, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. So far we've been lucky and nothing has. Also, feel free to send in wacky webpages that you've seen.
(For your convenience, the URL page will open up as a separate page on top of the HMO contest one...so you can have them both open at the same time. Also, HMO is not responsible in any way if you buy, try, or otherwise have a problem with any of the websites we show here.)

The New URL:

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