...is through his aorta. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
...is through the aorta. (email@example.com) Hey, which one of you copied off the other? I'm watching you both.
...is about six inches below his belt. (Cheaprick61@yahoo.com)
...can be obtained only by giving him a home to protect and offering him unconditional emotional protection within. And tits. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Well yeah, but... the bigger, the better, the tighter the sweater...
...depends on your bra size. (email@example.com) See! I knew it!
...is by posting his somewhat amusing quips here on HMO. (DavidGoTribe@aol.com) Ya happy now? Now do I get dinner and a movie?
...is impressively protected, better plan on a Ginsu X-12. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
...is thru the chest cavity (so many men, so little surgical instruments).
(email@example.com) I'd be a little worried if I were a guy right about now...
...can be easily found by entering your starting location on MapQuest. (DavidGoTribe@aol.com) If only MEN asked for directions... there would be a lot more happy women. Just sayin'.
The winner, because nothing is funnier than the truth...
The way to a man's heart...is to grant him with sole custody of the TV and the remote control. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Well, I think we've determined this game can be played both beginning and ending-ways...so in the future we are going to alternate...so you'll have to pay attention which part is left open. Remember, you either add words "before" or "after" the "..." prompt, depending on which one we cite.
A spoonful of sugar...
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