HMO Prize Vault
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We have posted a few more prizes below...please bear in mind that RA points will never increase, but chances are we might lower the "prices" even further as the RA year goes on...well, unless someone donates a car to us or something. ;)

If you have any prizes you'd like to donate to us, please let us know beforehand as we pay for all postage ourselves and the heavier/bulkier an item is the more it would cost us, plus we would have to approve all prizes based on content as well. If you do have something you'd like to give us, we certainly would love to hear from you. Many of the prizes you see here have been generously donated to us and we appreciate it immensely. Just send all requests to send prizes to feedback@humormeonline.com and please put "Prize Donation" in the subject line.

To claim a prize, please read the rules following the prize list (below). Please note: If you do not put "Prize Claim" in the subject line you risk not having your mail read or having it lost with thousands of other emails I have - never to be located again. Seriously, I have thousands of emails and they have to be categorized somehow for easy retrieval...and this is how I do it.

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  • RAT'S
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    Only available to Tweak Contest Winners
    Origami (Choose one from our list)
    HMO

    200
    Potlatch 2002: Comics to Benefit the CBLDF (Comic Book Legal Defense Fund)

    300
    Project Gutenberg Books on CD (contains 10,000 +/- 1,000 books)

    500
    DVD: Corpse Vanishes
    HMO

    500
    DVD:  The Ghoul
    HMO

    500
    DVD: How to Begin Yoga
    HMO

    500
    DVD: Gorillas From the Heart of Darkness (as seen on National Geographic)
    HMO

    500
    DVD: The Shari Show...featuring Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop (yes, before there ever was Barney there actually was real children's entertainment)
    HMO

    500
    DVD: 2 movies you've probably never seen beore with Hollywood legends...Vivien Leigh in 'Anna Karenina' and Bette Davis in 'Hell's House'
    HMO

    500
    DVD: Jam-packed with more Australian 'two-steppers' than you can shake a stick at...well at least shake a stick at for long
    HMO

    500
    DVD: 'Gamera' stars in this theatrical gem sure to make you (and your whole family) wince out of sync in delight
    HMO

    500
    Page Pets Pink Dog Bookmark
    (approx 4" tall)
    HMO

    500
    Fluttering Friends Yellow/White Dragonfly Bookmark
    (approx 7 1/2" tall)
    HMO

    600
    3 oz Dixie Cup Dispenser (if we can ever locate it again)
    HMO

    600
    Paper Buffet Cocktail Party Set (12 wine tags & 12 coasters) by Boston Warehouse Trading Corp.
    HMO

    700
    Set of Two 10" Steak Knives (total length of knife is 10" - not just blade) by Royal Norfolk Cutlery
    HMO

    700
    Natural Balance Tote Bag (approximately 12"x13" - made of some type of infused paper/plastic-like material - nylon handle)
    HMO

    750
    DVD:  The Scarlet Pimpernel
    HMO

    750
    DVD: Bruce Li's Exit the Dragon - Enter the Tiger
    HMO

    750
    DVD: 4 Movies from John Wayne:

    The Dawn Rider

    Blue Steel

    The man from Utah

    The Lucky Texan

    HMO

    750
    DVD: 4 B/W Sci-Fi Classics: This Is Not a Test; Killers From Space; Wasp Woman; Unknown World (330 minutes of B-movie delight)
    HMO

    750 DVD:  The Man Who Knew Too Much HMO

    750 DVD: You Bet Your Life - Best of Groucho
    (Prize has been claimed.)
    HMO

    750
    DVD: Hercules

    2 Films on one DVD:

    Hercules and the Princess of Troy & Hercules Against the Mongols

    HMO

    800
    Zippered Canvas CD Case (photos show item closed/open)

    (Prize has been claimed.)

    HMO

    800
    Green Giant "Little Green Sprout" Plastic Doll (approximately 7" tall)
    HMO

    800
    Birds of North America & Hawaii Interactive Multimedia Birding Software (ask HMO for more details)
    HMO

    1000 each
    Various 1988 Seoul and Calgary Olympic Keychains (If you are interested we will furnish more info/photo so you can see one in particular.  These were bought by me in Seoul, Korea during the 1988 games...they were never used but some may have minor scratches.)
    HMO

    1000 each Various 1988 Seoul and Calgary Olympic Keychains (If you are interested we will furnish more info/photo so you can see one in particular.  These were bought by me in Seoul, Korea during the 1988 games...they were never used but some may have minor scratches.) HMO

    1000
    Ceramic Christmas Motif Tealight Holder w/Ladle by Sage County Mercantile
    (approx 6" tall)
    HMO

    1000
    Ceramic Christmas Stocking Motif Tealight Holder w/Ladle by Sage County Mercantile
    (approx 6 1/2" tall)
    HMO

    1000
    Christmas Motif Plate by Sage County Mercantile
    (approx 8" diameter)
    HMO

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    1000
    Barbie Magic Genie Bottle Game: CD ROM Computer Game for Windows w/Serial Port
    HMO

    1000
    Glass Cat w/Lighted Base (not shown)
    (approx 4" tall)
    (can be laid flat like a paperweight or stand up as shown)
    David Winger of David's Gift World

    1100
    ATV Offroad Fury 2 Video Game for PlayStation 2
    (Opened But Never Played)
    HMO

    1100
    Roccaforte Amps T-shirt in Black
    (front shown...back shown in white t-shirt photo below)
    (Adult L and XL available)

    1100
    Roccaforte Amps T-shirt in White
    (back shown...front shown in black t-shirt photo above)
    (Adult M available)

    1300

    Slippers from the "Inn at Biltmore Estate" (terry cloth with gold embroidery - approximately 11" long)

    HMO

    1400

    MagneTowel
    (16" x 27" - 100% cotton)

    1500
    Asylum Street Spankers "Spanker Madness" CD

    1500
    Asylum Street Spankers "My Favorite Record" CD

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    1600
    Velvet Touch Collection "Blizzard" Snowman
    (approx 12" tall)
    (Scarf is different than one shown in photo)
    HMO

    1700
    Etched Glass Piano w/Lighted Base (not shown)
    (approx 4" tall)
    David Winger of David's Gift World

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    1700
    Wine glass baubles/coasters by "Tie One On"

    1700
    Fiesta Brand Stuffed Sea Otter
    (approx 13" tall - not counting tail)

    (Rock behind otter not included)

    David Winger of David's Gift World

    1900
    The Cuddle Factory Brand Sea Otter
    (approx 12" tall - not including tail)
    David Winger of David's Gift World

    2400
    Genuine Kangaroo Scrotum Pouch (photo is different from actual one...logo instead is that of a kangaroo and wording states "Genuine Kangaroo Scrotum" ...also does not include label or pen)
    (approx 4 1/2" high)

    Donated by archerjoe@hotmail.com

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    2800
    Personally Autographed "Stage One" Limited Signature Edition CD from "The Fixx"

    2800
    Teledyne Water Pik Misting Massage Showerhead (7 Settings)
    HMO

    3000
    Tiki Face Tissue Holder by Rotary Hero, Inc.
    Generously Donated by an Anonymous HMO Player

    3000
    Strange Painted Metal Tile "Artwork" (yes, that is what can only be described as corrugated cardboard backing it is glued on to - which is glued on to a foam posterboard for added strength - and yes, it is this "expensive" because it is so - um - extremely "unique") Signed by B. Culp (overall dimensions 12"x12")
    HMO

    RA points must be redeemed for prizes by the end of the RA year...which means you must use them by 29 February 2012 or you will lose them all. All totals will be zeroed out come 29 February 2012. Please bear in mind that prizes are limited and they are on a first come, first served basis. Please also note that I do mail out all prizes...but usually I wait until I have a few to go out, then I mail them all at the same time...so, prizes might take a little while to get to you (especially if you were on the "just sent a batch out" side of it)...the wait may be as little as a few days or as long as a couple months. I also send an email notification to you when I've sent your prize out, so you can be "on the lookout" for it.

    To redeem prizes, please send an email to feedback@humormeonline.com stating which prize you wish to buy, how many Rat's Asses the prize "costs", and your name and address. Please put "Prize Claim" in the subject line. We will contact you to verify you did indeed send the request and confirm that the prize is still available. Please realize that HMO is not responsible for mislabled, lost, undelivered, etc., email. If you do not receive a confirmation email from us in a couple days please resend your email.