(13 Jun 10)

Everyone chosen, below, gets double the Rat's Asses...because I can.

The winner: humorbear@aol.com is the winner this time around.

Please Note: Due to production and materials issues, Stu will not be sending prints as prizes anymore.  We’ll let you know when/if we start offering prizes again.

Stu's

humorbear@aol.com

The Runners-Up:

"I know, at first, the thought of eating a member of one's own species can sound offputting. But, before you judge, let me say one word: 'chocolate'." (DLiver420@gmail.com)

"My parents say I cant hang out with 7 legged ants." (edprocoat@msn.com)

"It's Joan Collins! RUN!" (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

"I'm taking a walk. I feel kind of antsy." (tphyll@aol.com)

"How the hell was I to know that she was 'your' aunt?!" (nagymusic63@gmail.com)

"Whaddya mean, move that rubber tree plant? Everyone knows an ant can't move a rubber tree plant!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"I want to hold your hand...hand...hand...hand...hand...hand." (Pootybrew@goosemose.com)

"The picnic? Oh, it was nice...until it was invaded by humans!" (monacof@bellsouth.net)

"I'm really tired of being stepped on all my life!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Is that a seventh leg or are you just happy to see me?" (multislacker@yahoo.com)

"I'm feeling old. I guess I'm over the anthill." (tphyll@aol.com)

"Have sex once and give birth a million times? Hell, no! YOU be the Queen!" (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

"Is it MY fault your abdomen looks big in that...we don't HAVE asses!" (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

"Can I just have a feeler?" (steveandmoki@yahoo.com)

"I've been a worker all my life. Now I'm retiring to the farm." (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Come quickly! Our mound has been topped by the mower again!" (strollo5@embarqmail.com)