Not one "Vuvuzela" entry. I'm not sure if I'm proud of you guys or ashamed.

10. It doesn't make your boyfriend any better looking. (giunta404@comcast.net)

9. All the batteries in the house will mysteriously disappear. (giunta404@comcast.net)

8. "It" puckers up when you bite into a lemon. (guitartexn@aol.com)

7. Can't Vajazzle for two weeks after the procedure! (mahnu.uterna@gmail.com)

6. That high-pitched whistle when the wind blows that only dogs can hear. (strollo5@embarqmail.com)

5. Embarrassing wet spots. (tomcnagy@verizon.net)

4. That snapping noise you hear walking down the street ain't your bubble gum. (guitartexn@aol.com)

3. Intimacy lubricants now must be purchased at Auto Zone. (jbray4@roadrunner.com)

2. It causes more friction between you and your mate. (maxcel200@aol.com)

First the multiple deductibles and then this...

1. The surgery bills just keep coming and coming and coming. (madavis62@windstream.net)

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